• Breaking up is hard to do

    So I get this text message from some guy saying he’s sending me a package. This is major. It comes with a picture too that I’m supposed to click to find out what it is. Just as…

  • Catherine caller strikes again!

    My cell phone rings. I pick it up. Surprise! Him: Hello, is that Catherine? OMG, not you again! This same guy called me barely two weeks ago. Me (sweetly): No. Him: You’re not Catherine? Me: No. Him…

  • you asked for it!

    My cell phone rings. I pick it up. Man: Hello, is that Catherine? Me (line is fuzzy): Who? Man: Are you Catherine? Me: No, I’m not. Man: Are you sure? Me: Hang on, let me check… 😯…