We were out Saturday morning trying to figure out what to eat when Raine suggested meatballs. We happened to be in the vicinity of I-k-ugh, a place we have no reason to visit at any other time of the year except for the maybe once-a-year cranberry sauce Swedish meatballs.

Their cafeteria is reminiscent of a school canteen minus the flies – thankfully. In spite of that, somehow, it’s always packed which probably explains why they never bothered upgrading the place or the service. Tsk tsk!

Oh did I mention the cafeteria is governed by an old school marm who bosses you around if you so much as step out of line. The coffee line, that is, where the coffee machines are more often out of order than not.

Anyhow seeing as how the store is a tourist attraction for out-of-towners and a playground for kids and extended families, we are wise to avoid the place like the plague. Then too, we’re clearly not cool or yuppy enough to be carting home their stuff by the truckloads.

I mean, they have great designs but their stuff are not built to last and frankly I don’t have the time to keep running out to replace broken cupboards or doors that fall off.

Anyways back to the meatballs. As you might’ve guessed, we got there too early for meatballs. They were still serving breakfast and we didn’t fancy waiting around for lunch to start. At the rate the receipt printer was dinging, it was obvious the weekend crowd was starting to build up.

So we picked on a few bits of breakfast and didn’t even bother refilling our coffee. We had to make a hasty exit before we went deaf from a young boy bringing down the roof with his continuous squealing while his mother just sat there doing nothing! And that wraps up our annual trip to I-k-ugh!

Nov 272010
 

There’s good reason why I hate going to the bank. This bank in particular. Judging from the last entry in my passbook, the last time I stepped in there was way back in March and I certainly wouldn’t have gone there if I didn’t have a check to deposit.

I’m greeted at the information desk by not 1, not 2 but 3 staff who’ve probably been chit-chatting about acsonix reviews right up till then. I ask if I need to get a number to wait in line. The guy asks what I want to do and when he hears I need to deposit a check, he points me over to the machine.

Now I’ve never trusted any machine that sucks up my money. So I make up this story about having some other stuff to take care of and hope they’ll just give me a number. But no, he now asks me what else I want to do. As if that’s any business of his!

So I mumble something about a time deposit account. The lady behind the desk whips out a form and the guy points me to a free-standing counter to fill it up. By this time, I’m wondering why I even bothered making up that story about the time deposit.

So I march back to the information desk to demand for a number. Are you done filling the form? the guy asks in disbelief. Yup, I lied through my teeth. I don’t think he was convinced. But enough is enough!

The lady behind the desk reluctantly presses a button on her machine to generate a number slip for me. Remember the joke about how many men it takes to change a light bulb? Well, the joke here is how many empty barrels does it take a press a button? And the answer is 3!

Thankfully the wait was short. I hand the bank teller my check. He whips it out of my hand and says OK. I’m like, OK what? That’s it? He stares at me blankly. So where’s my receipt? as if that wasn’t obvious enough to him.

Oh! He slowly awakens and hands me the slip. Okay, so tell me, why am I, the customer, having to tell him what to do? If I know his job better than him, why the heck is he sitting there handling my money? Herein lies an even better reason why I call this the completely idiotic and moronic bank.

For the record, I’ve only been banking with them because they’re located so conveniently near by. When I come back from my vacation, am I going to continue banking with them? Um, I’d say don’t bank on it!

Nov 032010
 

So yesterday turned out to be one of those days! I had a shouting match of sorts with my mechanic. Too bad I’m not your everyday sweet as candy women who will quietly stand there, head bowed and take crap from someone just because he’s a man!

I don’t know, I could be wrong but I’m assuming he assumes he can get away with bullying me, a woman driver who, he assumes, has no idea where anything is in the car she’s driving except maybe for where the steering wheel is situated.

Okay, so maybe he could’ve gotten away with it if he’d said something even remotely intelligent but in this case, he really, seriously should consider using his brains before he even opens his mouth. Yes, he would be surprised to know that I DO know the spare tire is located in the back underneath the undercarriage of my minivan!

Good thing the day did eventually take a turn for the better in spite of a morning spent in a stuffy gym and being trapped in my car with a garbage truck parked right next to me!

To make up for our stinky morning, the girls and I went to Chili’s for a quick bite to eat before going to watch “Takers”. Any movie with Paul Walker has got to brighten up my day though I was feeling a little dizzy. Not sure why but I’m guessing it’s either got to do with Paul or the way the movie sequences were pieced together. Gotta be Paul, swoon!

And it would’ve been a great night out too if not for the person sitting next to me in the cinema!! Yes, the woman decked out in costume jewelry who walked into the cinema late, positively molested my kneecap (eww!) and rubbed my arm just to ask what movie it is we’re watching?!!

Kinda kills your mood, ya know! I had to spend the night sitting like the Leaning Tower of Pisa slanted west towards Raine trying to avoid being assaulted again! Just one of those days! What can I say?

 

I’m not sure what McD’s serves in other places but in California, we were pleasantly surprised to see burritos on their breakfast menu. Steev is a newly-converted burrito freak and has been ordering it everywhere he goes.

But I find the crumbly texture of their Sausage McBiscuit much more interesting than my usual McMuffin. See, I even took a photo of it from an unusual angle :wink: .

Our most interesting discovery by far has to be this Mocha Frappe which is as good as the one from Starbucks but less expensive. They’re really generous with the cream too. Sadly though, to me, cream screams natural weight loss pills and I had to scoop most of it out! The rest of it is super-Cali-frappe-listicexpialidocious, what can I say?! Slurp! Burp!

Sep 122010
 

So I thought I had Steev comfortably set up here renting a room with a woman who lives alone. Her kids are married and have left home. We figured it would be an ideal home away from home. Well, at the very least, he would have an occasional home-cooked meal or two.

What we didn’t anticipate was that this woman would turn out to be such a … well, read on!

First she said the rental was negotiable but when Steev tried to negotiate, she wouldn’t give in. Later she said she would throw in the groceries so Steev wouldn’t have to worry about that part. But in the course of 2 short weeks, she went back on her word and told Steev to get his own groceries.

Then she said she doesn’t cook and that he shouldn’t expect her to. Fine. But then she started cooking dinner for him almost every night. One day, she suddenly decided she wasn’t going to cook any more. Steev was overjoyed, of course, because according to him, her cooking sucks and she made him finish every last bite :lol: !

That’s not all. She had a list of house rules longer than your arm and mine combined. Just to give you a sampling (this is not the full list, mind you):

  • Don’t ever bring your friends home.
  • Don’t ever leave a single drop of water on the taps and around the sink, on the table or ANYwhere.
  • Don’t ever leave the toilet bowl uncovered.
  • Don’t ever do laundry between 7:00am and 7:00pm.
  • Don’t touch my thermostat settings.
  • Don’t close your bedroom door!
  • Always fill the water filter pitcher to the fullest.
  • Always keep ALL the windows and doors in the house closed and ALL the shades down!

That last one really got me! I’m going, the woman’s got to be crazy!! What’s she got to hide, sexy adult costumes?!!

Granted she’s been living alone for over a decade, still I think if she’s going to take in a renter, she should at least cut them some slack. Not this woman, she just keeps creating new rules and revising the old ones!

I honestly can’t leave Steev with this control freak, living in a cooped-up home with no ventilation, and not know what else she will come up with next. So we set off hunting for an apartment…

 

Is it me or are high school proms a rip-off these days? In my day, there were no high school proms so my folks got off lucky :lol: . These days, they have a graduation ceremony where we have pay like $50 for our teen to receive a bunch of flowers and scroll on stage.

Then there’s the formal high school prom held at a hotel, no less! Mind you, my kids are not even in private schools. During Steev’s time 3 years ago, we paid $75 for the prom held at a somewhat obscure hotel.

These days, it’s not just high school any more, we’re also leading the high life! The school has ‘moved us up’ to a posh 5-star hotel where we have to fork out $180 for the dinner and dance. Remember we haven’t factored in the cost of that evening gown, purse, shoes, accessories and hairdo yet :shock: !!

Not to say that I’m a Scrooge or anything when it comes to one-time events like these. But is it really necessary to have an event this posh for teens who, by the way, aren’t making their own money yet and still have a long ways to go before they should even think to spend half that amount for a night out?

I think they’re doing just fine without being given the impression that they need to live beyond their means to have a good time! The organizers, of all people, should know better! What are they thinking?

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