After report card day yesterday, I took the kids to McD’s for breakfast.
Me: I’ll have 3 sets of Breakfast No. 2 please.
Server: Okay. (And a minute later, as if she’s seeing me for the first time!) Yes?
Me: 3 sets of Breakfast No. 2 please with 1 orange juice and 2 tea.
Server: Okay, (punching earnestly into machine) 2 coffee and 1 tea.
Raine 
: No, 1 orange juice and 2 tea!
Server: And your order?
Me : Breakfast No. 2!
Server: What’s Breakfast No. 2?
Me : Sausage McMuffin with Egg.
(I was tempted to say, “Look, there’s a huge menu signboard behind you with even better than outdoor home lighting and you’re asking me?!!)
Server: How many sets?
Me : Three!!
I took a good look at the young lady serving us.
- She looks to be 20, not 85.
- She has stud earrings on, not headphones.
- The clock on the wall says 10:42am, not 4:12am.
- There are no good-looking hunks within a 6-mile radius of where we’re standing.
Pinch me, somebody! This is not really happening!!
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Geeze I hate McDonalds anymore. They ALWAYS get our order wrong, or forget something. I mean you have to have a job so you may as well do your best,Right? Its like the cashiers resent waiting on you…
I could feel my left eye twitching just reading this, I always have to remind myself that patience is a virtue. I went to the drive-thru once at McDs and they asked if it was for “here or to go” oye vey
did you get the right breakfasts?
also i love it when your spam protection has me add up numbers that don’t require me to count on my fingers. math is not my strong suit.
@Jennifer
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We got the right breakfasts, yes but SHE wasn’t the one who put the sets together
I have a great solution: don’t go to McDonald’s
Scary though… maybe you should have ice water ready in your car to WAKE THE GIRL UP next time you drive through a MD…
She must have been staying up late to watch World Cup…hahahhhahahahaha